Vocabulary Short Story

          A pretty young girl with much beatitude sat scraping gum from underneath the tables at the café where she worked, one may think a person cannot possibly have a heyday with this; she was. Becoming so lost in her day dreams, she hadn't noticed the gargantuan man studying her from his table. Once he found her up to his standards he waltzed over and the sycophant began trying to inveigle her into going on a date with him. He was very pretentious and couldn't help himself from hinting of his kudos won as a professional football player. Many woman would have truckled to his whims by now, but this certain young lady thought him to be a huge bête noire. She began to become fervid during his prolix speech and finally just turned her back on him and walked away. The man took great offense and bode her to marry a man the exact opposite as he was. Ecumenically, one would take this as a blessing. That night, after her tough day at work, the young lady had an incubus dream set in a dank, fetid room; she woke up in a sweat. At work the next morning she was a bit on edge, she had drank five cups of coffee just to stay awake. As she went to take a very uncomfortable looking man's order, he got up and bumped into her and sent her notebook flying. In the mist of his apology, he ran into total tautology and grew so immersed in her beauty he began blurting obsequious lagniappes. After everything subsided they conversed about him being a protégé for architecture and he showed her his prototype and explained the infrastructure. They got married and lived happily ever after!